Brown Rice Special

Here's what I worked with that serves 2persons:
- Cook brown rice in pot
with (+/-) 2 * cups H2O.
Bring to boil in (+/-)15min and leave to simmer off the stove. - Slice sausage and dice pineapple slices. Pre-heat pan or wok.
- Neglect pineapple slices temporarily.
Distribute sausage slices on pan and stir-fry evenly till crisp(or
according to personal preference of done-ness) Remove from pan. - Scramble eggs in pan.
Remove and set aside. - Scoop brown rice from pot to pan(if large enough) or wok
Stir fry for a while in medium-heat (not till rice gets dryer/browner)
Toss in pineapples to the fry; distributing evenly over the rice.
Continue to stir-fry just long enough for pineapple warm-up to and to mingle amongst rice. - Add sausage and egg.
Stir the whole-lot till well-mixed. - Serve before guests start fighting over appetizer-scraps.
- Have paper-towels or tissue handy at all times; unless you prefer extra "seasoning" in your masterpiece
- Stir-fry with flair by varying your skillet stir-strokes. Broad strokes reveal the chef's confidence whilst short quick ones signify his/her fine attention to detail.
- Wow your guests even more by tossing the whole stir-fry lot in the air with a flick of the pan-handling wrist, simultaneously executing a pirouette, and finally catching the art-work back safely in pan.
- In case of emergency, have the pizza-man's telephone number handy.
Michelangelo's anyone?




